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Hey, my names Mike. I love music and a good massage. Oh, and I'll talk to anyone. (preferably beautiful women)
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dog:every meal you bake
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grunklestanbearpig:

why is everyone afraid of house spiders when house centipedes exist

i freak out 10 times harder when i see a HC crawling its way across my floor than i do if i see a spider on the the wall or ceiling, especially since i seem to come across HC more often than spiders

like seriously

have you seen

a fucking house centipede
 
i would much rather be surrounded by spiders than these fuckers

 

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lolzpicx:

still alive but im barely breathin

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