Hey, my names Mike. I love music and a good massage. Oh, and I’ll talk to anyone. (preferably beautiful women) Tumblr (3.0; @heyohhh)http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9blopRFa1rzkez8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/47522036325http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/47522036325Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:41:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ec556b84664fb90b8d016570a73b4ee/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo1_250.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76700742607ac9315d6f2c67eb75092e/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo2_250.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7004637c24d737c3fd274a581c94dc58/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo13_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Ace Ventura: Pet Detective<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d04ce51ed100ea2b40a7e13c3e253e3/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo15_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Dumb & Dumber<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d0af2607284da2ab4ebd2b611b94868/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo14_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d592b56120c12c9762208bc24f5b122d/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo16_r1_500.gif"/><br/> The Cable Guy<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1e826363e76d2eb7685f83d4ba707a8/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo11_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Liar Liar<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/faa0566a7bbe96a227fd4e8e04340ed8/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Me, Myself & Irene<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c30f239a71c927ce94d971c8d80c763/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/608814236ed9f9cd6f01bda5c81b97f6/tumblr_mg6itrI9Vn1rgvjsbo3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> Yes Man<br/><br/> http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/44196151940http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/44196151940Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:13:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5024533daeb743fae91ae66f5a2b63e1/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dd0ad29827b90dc8aee0fd7e158c3ce/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a0849fc5f0445165b5ecc9ea29ee6bf/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f8d8ee5a36c1a61e4de05962e4ec4aa/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8024339003abcfd2fd06f22ac4da9f27/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b7e3259908405352f1ca0a234cf5ba4/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52a179fa93a335f8cb9b1cc8ef5b1950/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d00ab2c3a50769da097f815e3591483/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49723b1fdf649bcb6969ea516a75be32/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32624b7ea9ea743b6ac5978ac57ef8af/tumblr_mgzuta8J1v1qg2065o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/44053768326http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/44053768326Tue, 26 Feb 2013 04:13:00 -0500dog: every snack you make<br /> dog: every meal you bake<br /> dog: every bite you take<br /> dog: i'll be watching youhttp://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34282109335http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34282109335Thu, 25 Oct 2012 01:05:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfa3ijerf1qh5bybo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34282106493http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34282106493Thu, 25 Oct 2012 01:05:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grunklestanbearpig.tumblr.com/post/34276438468/why-is-everyone-afraid-of-house-spiders-when-house">grunklestanbearpig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why is everyone afraid of house spiders when house <em>centipedes</em> exist<br/><br/>i freak out 10 times harder when i see a HC crawling its way across my floor than i do if i see a spider on the the wall or ceiling, especially since i seem to come across HC more often than spiders<br/><br/>like seriously<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfhuytzTp1qfmw3f.jpg"/><br/>have you seen<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfhvqIZU11qfmw3f.jpg"/><br/><em>a fucking house centipede</em><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfhw4kScp1qfmw3f.jpg"/> <br/><strong><em>i would much rather be surrounded by spiders than these fuckers<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfi784Py71qfmw3f.jpg"/></em></strong><br/> </p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34280321928http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34280321928Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:25:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfldsFtn91qbz2vgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone else catch Finn the human on south park? </p>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34280089508http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/34280089508Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:20:15 -0400finn the humanadventure timesouth parkhalloweenadventure time with finn and jake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mk90NKTp1rp6di5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32314857476http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32314857476Wed, 26 Sep 2012 01:14:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tyo8T7NA1r8dkw7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tyo8T7NA1r8dkw7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253492647http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253492647Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:28:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolzpicx.tumblr.com/post/32212755717/still-alive-but-im-barely-breathin">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maj1zjiGNm1qekkfi.jpg"/></p> <p>still alive but im barely breathin</p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253492360http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253492360Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:28:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmjx06EAi1qh2jtzo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brian-brooks.tumblr.com/post/5752722983/morrissey-gets-a-job-by-brian-brooks-1999">brian-brooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Morrissey Gets a Job by Brian Brooks (1999)</p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253431661http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/32253431661Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:26:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mageadSVUh1rnepbwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/post/31780856813/http-trollingchannel-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog">trollingchannel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/"></a><a href="http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/"></a><a href="http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/">http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/</a></a></p></blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782490489http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782490489Tue, 18 Sep 2012 01:19:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maj47jI6jo1qdcznoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782485502http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782485502Tue, 18 Sep 2012 01:19:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqi4vkTi5E1qgq44jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rodgrodmedflode.tumblr.com/post/25976647544/rhamphastos-sulfuratus">rodgrodmedflode</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rhamphastos sulfuratus</p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782483123http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31782483123Tue, 18 Sep 2012 01:19:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzub0u4hBX1qaxo2mo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzub0u4hBX1qaxo2mo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>arthur you conceited piece of shit</p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714930531http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714930531Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:58:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafd33fEXy1qhxag4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenof-diamondss.tumblr.com/post/31713499448/bitteranthony-beach-baby-fuck-this-is">queenof-diamondss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitteranthony.tumblr.com/post/31712943998/beach-baby-fuck">bitteranthony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beach---baby.tumblr.com/post/31712830303">beach—-baby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This is like a picture of my life</p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714907592http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714907592Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:57:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafn15oiJE1qauutoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714902914http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714902914Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:57:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vl5xcU691rd7phzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. </span></p> <p><span>—<em>Dead Poets Society</em></span></p> </blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714895385http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714895385Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:57:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maelflSeoa1rct870o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ri1ey.tumblr.com/post/31703983354/forever-reblog" class="tumblr_blog">ri1ey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>forever reblog.</p></blockquote>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714878068http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714878068Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:57:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45fs2iUfO1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714858228http://heyohhh.tumblr.com/post/31714858228Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:56:43 -0400